Pounds Quotes - Page 10

Anyone can lose a few pounds, but not everyone has the tools to stick with it.

...I'd have cheerfully thrown Her Majesty and her hundred pounds of baggage to the curb, but that wasn't mature. ~Cat on Annette

I put my money on Brexit. The EU Financial Stability Commissioner, Jonathan Hill from Britain, still owes me a pound.

Basically, what happened was, I had moved out to Los Angeles, I was pretty damn lazy and I put on some pounds.

Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.

They sometimes beat things into the ground. They don't know when to get out of a situation. They think it's going to be funny....the more you pound the nail into the ground the funnier it gets and that's not necessarily true.

I was voted best-looking kid in high school but, as you can see, things changed. I used to say I was a 260-pound Woody Allen. You can make that 295-pound now.

The weight of the dead was heavier than the pounds of the body.

Any combination of a 250-pound Mexican and LSD-25 is a potentially terminal menace for anything it can reach

When a newspaper comes out that says 'Duff' Puff - she must have gained 15 pounds' or something like that, how would any normal person react?

I could throw 56-pound words clear across the Grand Canyon. As a matter of course, I went into politics.

Invest time that will compound forever.

Cheese is one of my great weaknesses, I could eat the stuff by the pound.

[On Ezra Pound:] A village explainer, excellent if you were a village, but if you were not, not.

The brain immediately confronts us with its great complexity. The human brain weighs only three to four pounds but contains about 100 billion neurons.

He that needs five thousand pound to live, Is full as poor as he that needs but five.

Whether you boyle snow or pound it, you can have but water of it.

You might think the thinner version of yourself is going to be the most positive or confident, but that's not how it is for me. When I'm over 200 pounds, that's when I'm the most confident version of myself.

In my life I've easily lost 500 pounds but for some reason they keep finding me.

The amount of quaint, authentic, rustic charm varies inversely with the pounds per square inch of water pressure in the shower.

An ounce of convention is worth a pound of explanation.

I have skinny genes. My mother weighs 90 pounds.

I personally cannot tell you how many times we rescuers put our names on animals to come to us as soon as they are eligible for release, only to find they have been senselessly killed by overzealous pound workers.

I'm a passionate, hardcore fisherman. Biggest fish I caught? A 200-pound tarpon.

The noir universe hates do-gooders so it tries to pound them and punish them.