Puppy Quotes - Page 2

You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train?

If I'm going to be 'too' anything, 'too cute' is fine. I love puppies. So what? Who hates puppies?

Drown thyself? Drown cats and blind puppies.

I was so pleased and excited by your letter that I trotted about all day like a puppy with a bone.

Why are you constantly escorting me places?” I say. “Isn’t there a depraved activity you’re supposed to be taking part in? Kicking puppies or spying on girls while they change, or something?

There's no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully.

Great, just great. The only thing to make him a worse asshole would be to kick a puppy.’ (Nathan)

I don’t know nothing about birthing puppies, Miss Scarlett, but I can cleave the head off a Daimon without breaking a sweat. (Valerius)

A young wolfhound must meet his first wolf someday, but if the wolf sees him as a puppy, if he acts the puppy, the wolf will surely kill him. The wolfhound must be a wolfhound in the wolf's eyes even more than in his own, if he is to survive.

Bringing children into it was just low, I decided. At least heʹd left puppies out.

In Spain," indeed! He would have got no closer than the Indies if I had not showed him how to do it. Stupid puppy.

It looked something like a pen wiper and something like a piece of hearth-rug. A second and keener inspection revealed it as a Pekinese puppy.

Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.

I have discovered that I cannot ignore the infliction of suffering - especially for my convenience or pleasure! It's as if a puppy is being kicked in front of me. I must try to do something.

Puppy presents on the rug. This sucked.

I take acting lessons with my coach, and what do I get famous for? Holding a puppy!

Dissent is morally neutral. You can correctly call yourself a dissident because you like to kick puppies, but at the end of the day, you're just a jerk who likes to kick puppies.

Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a person is to have a puppy lick your face.

On the spending, don't forget bridges and roads. It's like puppies and ice cream - who doesn't like them?

And that reminds me, Mama! I have just intercepted another of that puppy’s floral offerings to my sister. This billet was attached to it.” (Charles)

Who said you can not buy happiness, when you are thinking about puppies.

But also, it's a wonderful thing for children to see the birthing of puppies, to see nature at its best when it works and to have the experience of the puppies.

I make movies. I have a passion. Puppies and daisies don't accomplish anything. That's not me at all.

Conceited little mega-puppy.

I felt rather exhausted, and wondered, rather shocked at my callous thought, why old people were sometimes such a strain. Worse than young children or puppies because one had to be polite.