Rams Quotes

Breast cancer deaths in America have been declining for more than a decade. Much of that success is due to early detection and better treatments for women. I strongly encourage women to get a mammogram.

Because the majority of my readers are women, I feel that one public service I can provide to them is to spread the message of regular mammograms and early detection within the strip.

I was actually very pleased that they let me do it, because I feel very deeply for breast cancer survivors. I don't have it, but it is in my family. I've always been very aware of it. I go for mammograms and checkups.

Memories are like holograms: you recreate in your head the whole image of something which isn't there.

And I would urge all women to have that regular mammogram.

Hitler didn't snub me - it was our president who snubbed me. The president didn't even send me a telegram.

Power has only one duty - to secure the social welfare of the People.

The steady expansion of welfare programs can be taken as a measure of the steady disintegration of the Negro family structure over the past generation in the United States.

The day I found out, the day I got my mammogram and the doctor told me I had breast cancer, it was mid-November.

The lessons of history, confirmed by the evidence immediately before me, show conclusively that continued dependence upon relief induces a spiritual disintegration fundamentally destructive to the national fiber. To dole out relief in this way is to administer a narcotic, a subtle destroyer of the human spirit. It is inimical to the dictates of a sound policy. It is in violation of the traditions of America.

My name is only an anagram of toilets.

It is useless not to seek, not to want, for when you cease to seek you start to find, and when you cease to want, then life begins to ram her fish and chips down your gullet until you puke, and then the puke down your gullet until you puke the puke, and then the puked puke until you begin to like it.

My sheets are monogrammed, so is my silverware and pretty much everything else I own. My rule is, if it's not moving -- monogram it!

If I were a 40-year-old woman, 40-to-50, I'd want to be getting my mammograms. They catch cancers, and cancer is very curable if you catch it early.

Mary had a little sheep, With the sheep she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram, And Mary had a little lamb.

A battering ram can knock down a city wall, but it cannot stop a hole. Different things have different uses.

A tram cannot discover every road! To discover every road, one must leave the predetermined roads!

Ram it up your poop chute.

The pressure on me is nothing compared to Ravindra Jadeja. Jadeja, like Ram Gopal Verma, must always fail. The crowd always expects him to fail and it is too much pressure on him. And, he rarely disappoints them.

My rule is, if it's not moving-monogram it!

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week.

Fax me a fact, and I'll telegram a hologram.

I don't follow any kind of 'isms.' If there is one, it will be Pram-ism.

The most important social welfare program in America is a job.

I am, and ever will be, a white-socks, pocket-protector, nerdy engineer.