Santa Quotes - Page 4

I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.

I never saw a department store Santa as a kid. My mother was afraid to take me.

My recent retirement from full-time teaching to the status of research professor at University of California-Santa Barbara (UCSB) encouraged me to come out, so to speak.

Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th.

Have you ever wanted to put on a Santa suit?" "I have always wanted to do that," said Carter gravely.

It is sad that it was necessary that Santa Barbara should be the example that had to bring it to the attention of the American people. What is involved is the use of our resources of the sea and of the land in a more effective way and with more concern for preserving the beauty and the natural resources that are so important to any kind of society that we want for the future. The Santa Barbara incident has frankly touched the conscience of the American people.

When I walk up the piazza of Santa Croce I feel as if it were not a Florentine nor an European church but a church built by and for the human race.

This Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found.

I feel warm and reassured," I whispered. "He's like Santa.

When I go home to Santa Cruz, I'm the same girl as when I grew up.

I'm from Santa Cruz in Northern California, and the 49ers were my dad and I's bonding time.

Santa cAme early this year! good things come to those who wait! ❤ #rebelheart

The Santa Claus principle liquidates itself.

I thought you were all-seeing.” All-knowing, not all-seeing!” he snapped. “I’m a God, not Santa Claus!

We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus; but our ideas about Santa Claus change, mature and become more nuanced, whereas our ideas of God can remain at a rather infantile level.

I got to play Santa, too. It's really important to play Santa, you know.

I wasn't Santa in Santa Jr., but I was Santa in Cancel Christmas.

Santa Jr. I was a cop. Yes, I was officially Santa. But a younger Santa. He goes young, clean-shaven, to how we imagine Santa with all the white hair and beard and "Ho ho ho." Kind of funny.

Basher shook his head. "No, we climbed in through a ground-floor guest bedroom all ninja-like. Snuck up the back stairs." "Then you might be the cavalry," said Tom, "but I'm Santa Claus. Let's go downstairs and open some presents.

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.

When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa.

Rumors that the sun is out at Santa Ynez are without foundation," the radio said.

I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus.

Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower children's expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, it's weird when you ask Santa for a train set and he's like, 'Yeah, how 'bout a bus token?

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.