Santa Quotes - Page 3

I live a lonely photographic life here in Santa Fe. I do see Eliot Porter occasionally, and Ansel storms through every so often, otherwise I plug along in my old fashioned way.

The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus.

I was born in Santa Monica but brought up abroad so I don't use English much.

The real Santa Claus is at the mall.

Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill.

Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier this year.

My connection to Santa Fe is very closely, and continuously a connection with Reid. I believe in him and his philosophy of photographic education.

I don't trust Santa Barbara as far as I can spit. I am afraid that if I went back there, it's possible that I could be run through their system, their judicial system, and wind up in some county jail where I could be killed and I'm not gonna take that chance.

Grown ups don't believe in Santa Claus. They vote.

Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man.

Santa Fe is a great place which people don't get there often, but it's like a unique place.

If the Pilgrims had landed in Santa Monica Bay rather than Boston, we'd have six states out here!

"Please stop," I said. "You're upsetting the black Santas."

One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.

Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.

What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?

If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In particular, the more out-of-this-world things like Santa Claus and flying reindeer.

Just as there are many more Californians now to be found in the temples of Kyoto or the villages of Bali or the mountains of the Himalayas than ever before, what is also exciting is that one can just go downtown Santa Barbara and find ayurvedic medicine, Thai restaurants, and Japanese cars in abundance.

The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it.

Not everyone who sells Christmas trees believes in Santa Claus.

Maybe Santa Claus is real. Here's the problem: reality.

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything.

You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly..." "How about 'Dear Fatty'?

I'm trying to get far away from [picturing God as] Gandalf or Santa Claus.

Santa Claus has already been here and everything. Want to see what he brought for you?" "Is it a big present?" "Very big." "With a big red bow on it?