Santa Quotes

No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.

I keep three hoes, But don't'call me Santa

I usually like to throw on some flip flops and go to a really nice lunch in Venice, or Santa Monica, or stay in and cook dinner.

I split my time between Santa Barbara and Aspen. I live on a pretty fast horse.

The only school that let me in was U.C. Santa Cruz, which is where I went. They didn't have a journalism program, so I took sociology, which is the closest thing to journalism.

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!

I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer.

If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

Postal officials say that before Christmas they receive tons of letters written to Santa Claus, but after Christmas how few letters of thanks are sent to him! From childhood onward, human beings seem to be characterized by thanklessness.

Please be informed, there is a Santa Claus.

Santa Barbara is a paradise; Disneyland is a paradise; the U.S. is a paradise. Paradise is just paradise. Mournful, monotonous, and superficial though it may be, it is paradise. There is no other.

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.

Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit ... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental.

There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.

I'm the only one who still believes in Santa Claus!

Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!

Someone once said that taxes are the price we pay for civilization. That may have been true when he said it, but today taxes are mostly the price we pay so that politicians can play Santa Claus and get reelected.

Anybody who is born in Santa Rosa must turn out to be either an artist or a poet, for the spirit of the hills gets into your blood out there.

I keep 3 hos but don't call me Santa And I'm and I'm flyer than reindeers in winter

Snowball just leads elves on, elves and Santas. He is playing a dangerous game.

By the way, Santa just is white.

Yes Virginia, There is a Santa Claus.

The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus.

Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara.