Screw Ups Quotes

Failure is just part of the process, and it's not just okay; it's better than okay. God doesn't want failure to shut us down. God didn't make it a three-strikes-and-you're-out sort of thing. It's more about how God helps us dust ourselves off so we can swing for the fences again. And all of this without keeping a meticulous record of our screw-ups.

You wanna Know who your true friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there.

You touch every other ball and, if you screw up, you only have one more person to back you up. You can't go hide in the corner.

Multi-tasking is merely the opportunity to screw up more than one thing at a time.

Fight, flight, and screw up royaly.

Being a working mom is not easy. You have to be willing to screw up at every level.

If your gonna screw up, do it while you're young. Older you get, the harder it is to bounce back.

You need to screw up to learn. You need to experience to create greatness.

Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life.

Id rather get up early and go out and do something than stay up late and screw up my body.

If it’s over, then don’t let the past screw up the rest of your life.

In today's economy there are no experts, no 'best and brightest' with all the answers. It's up to each one of us. The only way to screw up is to not try anything.

Stage is much more intimidating than going before the cameras, because you can really screw up, and can't do a retake.

Don't be so damn hard on yourself. Yeah, you screwed up. You're not perfect, fine. Learn from it. But don't punish yourself. Be kind to you, even when you screw up. You'll bounce back eventually. You'll make up for it.

But I've always felt very comfortable on stage, even if I screw up. It always felt like a dog, this is my turf, piss around it. While I'm here, nothing else can happen. All I can do is screw up. Otherwise, have a good time.

Forgive yourself and be ready to forgive yourself in the future. You're gonna screw up. It's okay.

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

But what's a writer for? The whole point is to put yourself into other lives, other heads-writers have always done that. If you screw up, so someone will tell you, that's all.

Assumption is the mother of the screw-up.

You might say what if I screw up? Then screw up big! Go for it! Do a big screw-up!

I want revenge, but I don't want to screw up my karma.

A speaker is like a lousy auto mechanic: Every time he fixes something in the language, he screws up something else.

I guess we all have a bad night now and then and really screw up. I listened to our earlier stuff and we screwed up a lot. But at least now that we are sober, when we screw up it's for real.

Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.

I might screw up, I might embarrass you, I might yell at you, but I will never, ever stop loving you. You're my first born. The first time I held you... I fell in love so hard it cracked my bones.