Sense Of Humor Quotes - Page 5

I do have a dirty sense of humor.

Academics tend to have wonderfully infantile senses of humor.

There are many things that I find attractive about a woman. Foremost to me, of course, would be a sense of humor-but that doesn't come in a bottle.

Feminist humor raises consciousness. And the reason it's funny is because it stands something on its head. Goodness knows you've got to have a sense of humor if you do feminism full-time, I tell you.

Ontologically, chocolate raises profoundly disturbing questions: Does not chocolate offer natural revelation of the goodness of the Creator just as chilies disclose a divine sense of humor? Is the human born with an innate longing for chocolate? Does the notion of chocolate preclude the concept of free will?

Jazz can be so serious, no sense of humor.

It's not all about beauty! It's also about a sense of humor.

You know, Freud accepted his lot very stoically and very well and with a sense of humor. He aged and died gracefully, and there's a lot to be said for that.

If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.

she doesn’t really have a sense of humor. I think she’d like to have one—it’s just that she doesn’t quite understand what jokes are for.

Nor would anybody suspect. If was one thing all people took for granted, was conviction that if you feed honest figures into a computer, honest figures come out. Never doubted it myself till I met a computer with a sense of humor.

I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense of humor.

Be wary of the horse with a sense of humor.

There is no such thing as romance in our day, women have become too brilliant; nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.

I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

One matter Englishmen don't think in the least funny is their happy consciousness of possessing a deep sense of humor.

Writing is not for me. I completely lose my sense of humor when I write. I become extremely pathetic, very sensational. Images give me possibilities that I don't have with words.

I've had a very laughable career and what has seen me through is my sense of humor.

I distrust all dead and mechanical formulas for expressing anything connected with human affairs and human personalities. Putting human affairs in exact formulas shows in itself a lack of the sense of humor and therefore a lack of wisdom.

Don't quit your day jobs, boys, but always keep your sense of humor.

My family has been amazing, and they understand how blessed I am. They've been able to keep my sense of humor.

You have to maintain who you are as a person and stay true to yourself - that's my biggest moral as a human being, as well as a very self-deprecating sense of humor.

Sense of humor is so much more subjective than anyone believes.

A general truth is to have a good sense of humor. Roll with the punches of life's ups and downs. Laughing at yourself always helps.