Sense Of Humor Quotes - Page 7

I started out of course with Hemingway when I learned how to write. Until I realized Hemingway doesn't have a sense of humor. He never has anything funny in his stories.

That's the great thing about a sense of humor and a sex drive, you can't wait to share it with everybody else.

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions

If I had a sense of humor, I'd be laughing right now.

People who know me know I have a sense of humor that can really push the envelope.

Righteous people have no sense of humor.

My sense of humor will always stand in the way of my seeing myself, my family, my race or my nation as the whole intent of the universe.

An uncontrolled sense of humor is often costly in business.

Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.

I get my sense of humor from my parents. That's why they don't have one anymore.

In spite of everything, I still have my good old sense of humor.

There are two insults which no human being will endure: The assertion that he hasn't a sense of humor, and the doubly impertinent assertion that he has never known trouble.

You know, in the suburbs, most people believe in gravity, but they don't have much of a sense of humor.

I have a dark sense of humor.

When you lose your sense of humor, get a job running an elevator, because your life will be a series of Ups and Downs anyway.

Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it.

If I sit for a while, then my impatience, crossness, frustration, are indeed annihilated, and my sense of humor returns.

Guys usually like my sense of humor, and I am pretty down to earth. And I'm a driven person.

Why! Why! Why is the middle-class so stodgy - so utterly without a sense of humor?

If someone is genuine, compassionate and kind, that is a turn-on. A sense of humor is a huge turn on, and that goes hand in hand with intelligence.

With their charm and legendary sense of humor, the British directly or indirectly paved the way for a large number of European compromises.

A sense of humor is an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways to diffuse it is to be funny.

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.

He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.