Shows Quotes - Page 42

Stupidity isn't the only thing humans carry inside of them. I'll show you that we also have the power to purify.

I'm never in the mood to eat or drink when I get to a show. I'm just too nerved out.

Diplomats negotiate. That's what I do on my show. So I consider myself a diplomat in showbiz.

In order to be successful, all you've got to do is show up 80 percent of the time.

You know you're getting older when they're making TV shows, sequels or plays for things that you did. It's very flattering and very humbling, indeed.

Earth has not anything to show more fair.

My boy, that was a TV show. I used a stunt double. I always use a stunt double. Except in love scenes. I insist on doing those myself.

Let us, like merchants, show our foulest wares, And think perchance they'll sell; if not, The lustre of the better yet to show Shall show the better.

Proper deformity shows not in the fiend So horrid as in woman.

We will draw the curtain and show you the picture.

If you're going to do a guest spot on television, they need bodies on those procedural TV shows. You've got to keep working, and that's where a lot of the work is.

You must not judge hastily or vulgarly of Snobs: to do so shows that you are yourself a Snob.

The only people who do plays in LA are people who can't get jobs in TV shows.

Yes, I am a failed playwright. I had three shows on Broadway by the time I was 30. They all flopped, and I fled.

Writers are not always right however, but then again, I've been on shows where the actors have complete control and change everything and it's terrible.

Joey, my older brother, had his own TV show in the '50s, along with Cathy Callahan.

I was watching 'Wild at Heart,' and I can honestly say I did nothing for that apart from show up!

The ideal is to put on shows where, if you go into the same space again, you don't remember ever having been there before, because where you were was a space that only existed that one time, created by the music.

When I did TV shows and my other movies, I never try to do it for anybody. I just do what I think is good no matter what the genre is.

It was really great to also see the response that people were having to 'Treme' 'cause you're in a vacuum when you're on a TV show. You see the response online, you read about it and all of that, but actually to be live and have that many thousands of fans come out, it's really wonderful.

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

Ok so there's no TV shows, no movies going on fine, but I love going on stage and performing stand up so my situation is a little better than someone who's strictly just an actor or actress.

I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!

Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If you say, 'Hey, I love what you guys are doing - you're funny,' then you're in. It's legit.

Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.