Top 5 Stand Up Comedian Quotes

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

Patton Oswalt

Hate, Meals, Stand Up Comedian

I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.

Eddie Murphy

Comedian, Stand Up Comedian, Comfortable

I spent 25 years as a stand-up comedian.

Steven Michael Quezada

Years, Comedian, Stand Up Comedian

"'Breaking Bad's' Gomez on 'Ozymandias': At Least 'I Didn't Get Melted in Acid' (Q&A)". Interview with Aaron Couch, www.hollywoodreporter.com. September 16, 2013.

I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.

Kevin Nealon

Comedian, Actors, Stand Up Comedian

"Kevin Nealon On His New Special, The End Of ‘Weeds’ And His Worst Acting Experience". Interview With Laura Rowley, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 18, 2012.