Pills Quotes

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

Religions are like pills, which must be swallowed whole without chewing.

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A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

What the hell did we do to deserve this?

No tricks, gimmicks, special pills, special potions, special equipment. All it takes is desire and will.

The young doctor should look about early for an avocation, a pastime, that will take him away from patients, pills, and potions.

The most powerful medicine is at the end of your fork, not at the bottom of your pill bottle. Food is more powerful than anything in your medicine cabinet!

Mental illness is a myth, whose function is to disguise and thus render more palatable the bitter pill of moral conflicts in human relations.

One man gathers what another man spills

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

The three most disastrous inventions of our time have been the birth control pill, the camera and nuclear weaponry. The first offers sex in terms of sterility, the second reality in terms of fantasy, and the third security in terms of destruction.

Privatization is a bitter pill but it is a pill that will cure.

A good story is like a bitter pill, with the sugar coating inside of it.

What though I cannot meet my bills? What though I suffer toothache's ills? What though I swallow countless pills?

There is no pill, no drug, that can do for you what one hour of exercise can.

Patriarchy, routinely blamed for everything, produced the birth control pill, which did more to free contemporary women than feminism itself.

If you have time-release pills, you could have time-release expanding cheesecakes.

The answer isn't another pill. The answer is spinach.

GOOD MORNING," said the little prince. "Good Morning," said the salesclerk. This was a salesclerk who sold pills invented to quench thirst. Swallow one a week and you no longer feel any need to drink. "Why do you sell these pills?" "They save so much time," the salesclerk said. "Experts have calculated that you can save fifty-three minutes a week." "And what do you do with those fifty-three minutes?" "Whatever you like." "If I had fifty-three minutes to spend as I liked," the little prince said to himself, "I'd walk very slowly toward a water fountain.

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills.

For to love, loveless, is a bitter pill:But to be loved, unloving, bitterer still.

Scientists say they're getting closer to developing a pill to replace exercising. Americans heard this and said that it better come in cool ranch flavor.

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