Stupid Quotes - Page 16

We keep on being told that religion, whatever its imperfections, at least instills morality. On every side, there is conclusive evidence that the contrary is the case and that faith causes people to be more mean, more selfish, and perhaps above all, more stupid.

Am I about to feel really, really stupid?

However stupid a fools words may be, they are sometimes enough to confound an intelligent man.

You cannot argue stupidity, you just have to accept it patiently as one of those things.

Every great idea is on the verge of being stupid.

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.

The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.

It is said that heaven does not create one man above or below another man. Any existing distinction between the wise and the stupid, between the rich and the poor, comes down to a matter of education.

You are what you do. If you do boring, stupid, monotonous work, chances are you'll end up boring, stupid, and monotonous.

Baseball is a sport where being stupid and keeping things really simple a lot of times is the right way to do things. There are very few guys that are capable of processing a lot of information and applying it and still being good at it. … I don't want to name names, but there were guys I played with that were so stupid that they're really good, because their mind never gets in the way.

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.

Even stupid people have a role to play in your life. They make you wiser and more patient.

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

We never really know what stupidity is until we have experimented on ourselves.

It always stimulates me to discover new examples of my own prejudice and stupidity, to realize that I don't know half as much as I think I do.

The rule is: don’t use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.

Every once in a while, the market does something so stupid it takes your breath away

Don't do anything stupd. And don't waste money. Let everybody else waste money and do stupid things; then we'll buy them.

There are some forms of stupidity that one must be highly intelligent and educated to achieve.

Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love.

We are the necessary element since we expend nothing. Management can create its own capital -- the profits. Its business would grow and profits increase. Labor would prosper as well, while the price of the product would remain constant, the prosperity of industry, labor and management would continually increase. We Jews glory in the fact that the stupid goy have never realized that we are the parasites consuming an increasing portion of production while the producers are continually receiving less and less.

My hero is me. Why? Because I was a poor little kid who was told, `Hey stupid, can`t you speak English?` Now all those people work for me. Despite whatever circumstances I came across, I was always able to rise to the top and there`s only one way to do that - by being selfish, but also by believing in yourself. Belief is self-knowing. Even Yoda out of Star Wars said, `Do or do not. There is no try.

Words are alive--when I've found a story that I love, I read it again and again, like playing a favorite song over and over. Reading isn't passive--I enter the story with the characters, breathe their air, feel their frustrations, scream at them to stop when they're about to do something stupid, cry with them, laugh with them. Reading for me, is spending time with a friend. A book is a friend. You can never have too many.

Joy is the response of a lover receiving what he loves. This is the joy we feel when skiing powder… This overflowing gratitude is what produces the absolutely stupid, silly grins that we always flash at one another at the bottom of a powder run. We all agree that we never see these grins anywhere else in life.