Stupid Quotes - Page 19

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful.

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

Everyone wants to play. They're just afraid of looking stupid. But you know what's stupid? Not trying. So just...try.

I want the cheesy dates at the movies, the stupid walks at the beach and sharing straws in a cup

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

Great architecture has only two natural enemies: water and stupid men.

Audiences may be stupid, but they are never wrong.

I voted Republican this year; the Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.

North Korea will never give up its arsenal. It's all that is keeping us alive. Look at Saddam Hussein - and we never forget that North Korea was named as part of the "axis of evil" a year before the United States invaded Iraq. Do you think we would be stupid enough to believe American promises after all this? We are a nuclear power. That is not negotiable. We are willing to talk about limits freezes - but we would need to be given something in return security, in the form of diplomatic recognition by Washington and guarantees of nonaggression from China, Japan and the United States.

The mind of America is seized by a fatal dry rot - and it's only a question of time before all that the mind controls will run amuck in a frenzy of stupid, impotent fear.

We must love stupid people better than ourselves; are they not the really unfortunate ones of this world? Do not people without taste and without ideal grow constantly weary, rejoicing in nothing, and being quite useless here below?

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Fear and realisation of ignorance, strong medicines against stupid pride.

If 50 million people say a stupid thing, it's still a stupid thing.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

The kind of caring that the client-centered therapist desires to achieve is a gullible caring, in which clients are accepted as they say they are, not with a lurking suspicion in the therapist's mind that they may, in fact, be otherwise. This attitude is not stupidity on the therapist's part; it is the kind of attitude that is most likely to lead to trust.

I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof.

Photogenic is a stupid, nonsensical word, but it is also a great mystery.

If you hang around long enough, they think you're good. It's either my tenacity or my stupidity, I'm not sure which.

This is why Indians are thought to be stupid. They can't think, they don't know anything, they say. But we have hidden our identity because we needed to resist, we wanted to protect what governments have wanted to take away from us.

I think every American actor wants to be a movie star. But I never wanted to do stupid movies, I wanted to do films.

Patience is the art of finding something else to do.