Stupid Quotes - Page 18

I tell people I'm too stupid to know what's impossible. I have ridiculously large dreams, and half the time they come true.

I think Churchill is right, the only thing to be said for democracy is that there is nothing else that's any better, and therefore he used to say, Tyranny tempered by assassination, but lots of assassination. People say, If the Congress were more representative of the people it would be better. I say the Congress is too damn representative. It's just as stupid as the people are; just as uneducated, just as dumb, just as selfish.

When men are most sure and arrogant they are commonly most mistaken.

I can stand by a tweet. But Comedy Central said they couldn't publicly support me, unless I deleted it. I wasn't about to tell the people who work for me that they didn't have jobs anymore because I wasn't going to delete a stupid tweet.

You have to be willing to accept the idea that people may think you're stupid.

I didn't know how to say goodbye. Words were stupid. They said so little. Yet they opened up holes you could fall into and never climb out of again.

Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world.

The vast amount of waste and sheer stupidity in government - from the Pentagon to the Food and Drug Administration - could fill committee agendas for years.

Stupid — well, there are so many kinds of stupidity, and cleverness is one of the worst.

Mere animals couldn’t possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid.

To believe in God or in a guiding force because someone tells you to is the height of stupidity. We are given senses to receive our information within. With our own eyes we see, and with our own skin we feel. With our intelligence, it is intended that we understand. But each person must puzzle it out for himself or herself.

The ocean will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and left out there. It's natural. It's as natural as the ocean water is.

Cool is spent. Cool is empty. Cool is ex post facto. When advertisers and pundits hoard a word, you know it's time to retire from it. To move on. I want to suggest, therefore, that we begin to avoid cool now. Cool is a trick to get you to buy garments made by sweatshop laborers in Third World countries. Cool is the Triumph of the Will. Cool enables you to step over bodies. Cool enables you to look the other way. Cool makes you functional, eager for routine distraction, passive, doped, stupid.

There is no sin except stupidity.

People can be induced to swallow anything, provided it is sufficiently seasoned with praise.

I'm a feminist. I've been a female for a long time now. It'd be stupid not to be on my own side.

Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.

This act will leave a moral blot on his presidency

Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.

There is no idea so stupid or hackneyed that a sufficiently-talented writer can't get a good story out of it.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.

They misunderestimated me.

In this hope, among the things we teach to the young are such truths as the transcendent value of the individual and the dignity of all people, the futility and stupidity of war, its destructiveness of life and its degradation of human values.

Profits are not made by differential cleverness, but by differential stupidity.