Stupid Quotes - Page 27

The man who has never made a fool of himself in love will never be wise in love.

You simply cannot tell other people they are stupid, even if they really are stupid.

I enjoy doing housework, ironing, washing, cooking, dishwashing. Whenever I get one of those questionaires and they ask what is your profession, I always put down housewife. It's an admirable profession, why apologize for it. You aren't stupid because you're a housewife. When you're stirring the jam you can read Shakespeare.

The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man.

Humans beings always do the most intelligent thing…after they’ve tried every stupid alternative and none of them have worked

It is spring time now! While the world looks for a new war to fight, you look for a cherry blossom to watch! Let the stupid seeks the violence; you seek the elegance!

I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet - I want to know who the morons are.

If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid with regard to external things. Don't wish to be thought to know anything; and even if you appear to be somebody important to others, distrust yourself. For, it is difficult to both keep your faculty of choice in a state conformable to nature, and at the same time acquire external things. But while you are careful about the one, you must of necessity neglect the other

It as if you took a lot of very good food and some dog excrement and blended it all up so that you can't possibly figure out what's good or bad. It's an intimate mixture of rubbish and good ideas, and it's very hard to disentangle the two, because these are smart people; they're not stupid.

My music will go on forever. Maybe it's a fool say that, but when me know facts me can say facts. My music will go on forever.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

Racism, prejudice and discrimination are an inexplicable collective stupidity

What luck for rulers that men do not think.

A tragedy is a tragedy, and at the bottom, all tragedies are stupid. Give me a choice and I'll take A Midsummer Night's Dream over Hamlet every time. Any fool with steady hands and a working set of lungs can build up a house of cards and then blow it down, but it takes a genius to make people laugh.

The more I know, the more I know that I don't know.

I could have been an architect, but I don't think I'd have been very happy. Nearly all modern architecture is a silly game as far as I can see.

There was never an idea started that woke up men out of their stupid indifference but its originator was spoken of as a crank.

I'm not familiar precisely with what I said, but I'll stand by what I said, whatever it was.

It’s the opening of Manderlay in Cannes, and I’m sitting next to this guy who’s writing for a tiny fictitious French paper called ‘On the Sunny Side,’ and he’s writing a review on the film, and he’s obviously bored. Then he tells me about all the cars he owns, and how rich he is, and all these things... So, at a certain point, he says, "So what do you do?" Then I take out this very strange hammer we have in the Danish building business, and I say, "I kill." And then I kill him. It is as stupid as it sounds.

The good Lord set definite limits on man's wisdom, but set no limits on his stupidity.

I'm gonna be blunt and plain, if one ever looks at me like that I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died.

You will be stupid. You will worry your parents. You will question your own choices, your relationships, your jobs, your friends, where you live, what you studied in college, that you went to college at all... If that happens, you're doing it right.

I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we did live forever, then we would live forever, which is why I would not live forever.

Earth has its boundaries, but human stupidity is limitless.

Cider was my drink because I liked the taste and it made me stupid.