Stupidity Quotes - Page 14

The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.

What struck me whenever I visited a farm was how much more sophisticated was the life the animals were capable of living than was assumed by those exploiting them. The more we are willing to see about their lives, the more we will see. Humans seem to take perverse pleasure in attributing stupidity to animals when it is almost always entirely a question of human ignorance.

It is of first-rate importance to notice from the start that stupidity is not the same thing, or the same sort of thing, as ignorance. There is no incompatibility between being well-informed and being silly, and a person who has a good nose for arguments or jokes may have a bad head for facts.

All that is necessary to raise imbecility into what the mob regards as profundity is to lift it off the floor and put it on a platform.

It always seemed to me a sort of clever stupidity only to have one sort of talent - like a carrier pigeon.

Sometimes we desire absolute nonsense because in our stupidity we see in this nonsense the easiest way of attaining some conjectural good.

Against stupidity, God Himself fights in vain.

Stupidity in a woman is unfeminine.

The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity

Ah, what a morning this is, awakening me to life's stupidity. [98 - Zenith trans.]

Stupidity is a luxury and you will find time and time and time and again that those who are overwhelmingly on the left are those who can afford to be.

Everything you read in newspapers is absolutely true, except for that rare story of which you happen to have first-hand knowledge.

Nonsense prevails, modesty fails Grace and virtue turn into stupidity While the calendar fades almost all barricades to a pale compromise And our leaders have feasts on the backsides of beasts They still think they're the gods of antiquity If something you missed didn't even exist It was just an ideal is it such a surprise?

Tourism is the march of stupidity.

Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.

The future will be a better tomorrow.

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor performance at school, Charlie Brown" "Have you ruled out stupidity?" "Peanuts", Charles M

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.

Stupidity-The top of the list for Satanic Sins.

Indolence and stupidity are first cousins.

Faith can move mountains; true: mountains of stupidity.

I see only with deep regret that God punishes so many of His children for their numerous stupidities, for which only He Himself can be held responsible; in my opinion, only His nonexistence could excuse Him.

A prosperous fool is a grievous burden.