Switzerland Quotes

I am convinced that when Nietzsche came to Switzerland and went insane, it was not because of venereal disease, though he did have this disease. Rather, it was because he understood that insanity was the only philosophic answer if the infinite-personal God does not exist.

I got to go to Malaysia, Germany, Switzerland, Madrid, America.

I am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.

The outbreak of the war found my wife and me in Switzerland, where we were taking a cure.

Well, Congress gave us a billion dollars to dig the hole, this gigantic hole. Bigger, much bigger than the hole in Geneva, Switzerland. Then they canceled the machine and gave us a second billion dollars to fill up the hole. Two billion dollars to dig a hole and fill it up. That is the wisdom of the United States Congress and it really makes you wonder: Is there intelligent life on the Earth? Certainly not in the United States Congress.

It's tough to find a place not to like in Switzerland.

Switzerland is a country where very few things begin, but many things end.

When all the world is socialist, Switzerland will have to remain capitalist, so that it can tell us the price of everything.

Lenin had taken part in Jewish student meetings in Switzerland thirty-five years before.

Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it.

I look upon Switzerland as an inferior sort of Scotland.

My rank is the highest known in Switzerland: I'm a free citizen.

Internationally, I love going to Switzerland. I went there many times for shooting and loved the Alps, the tranquility, cleanliness, the greenery and the warmth of the people there.

No one really likes Switzerland, except those who prefer cleanliness to life.

You are...Well, not exactly the love of my life, because I expect to love you for much longer than that. The love of my existence." -Bella

I never left France for Hollywood nor stashed my money in Switzerland.

Switzerland is my favorite place now, because it's so - nothing. There is absolutely nothing to do.

Switzerland has one of the highest per capita incomes in the world, the strongest currency and the largest financial center for foreign assets. And we're a small country with no natural resources. Switzerland is the world capital of dealing in stolen goods.

Senator John Kerry released his plan today to eliminate the deficit. He said all we have to do is find a really rich country like Switzerland and marry it.

Everybody says Steve McManaman played on the left for me in Euro 96 but he never played on the left. The one time he did play on the left was against Switzerland.

I've lived for 10 years in Switzerland, so I speak German.

Money comes to Switzerland through three illegal sources: tax evasion in other developed countries, the blood money of dictators and other rulers in the Third World and organized crime.

It is the middle of December now, and we are about to travel to Switzerland - where we plan to ski a little, relax a little, and shoot a Dutch politician a little.

I don't like Switzerland; it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters.

I'm Switzerland; neutral as can be, and also with great chocolate.