Taxes Quotes - Page 2

We didn't think taxes ought to go up. They ought to go down. We didn't think the census ought to be weakened.

A lot of really smart, wealthy people know that [slashing taxes on the wealthy hasn't worked.]

The surest thing in the world is not death and taxes, it's death and eternity. Yet, we're so unconcerned.

You can’t tax business. Business doesn’t pay taxes. It collects taxes.

Inflation is a form of tax, a tax that we all collectively must pay.

It costs ten times more to govern us than it used to, and we are not governed one-tenth as good.

If you tax too high, the revenue will yield nothing.

Taxes are the price we pay for a civilized society.

Cops today are nothing but an armed tax collector

If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep.

There is no such thing as a good tax.

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.

The tax code is now nine times longer than the Bible, and not nearly as interesting.

Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it gets worse all the time. Nobody has ever read the whole thing. IRS workers are afraid to go into the same ROOM with it.

Pushers don't pay taxes.

Let's tell the truth. Mr. Reagan will raise taxes, and so will I. He won't tell you. I just did.

Tax complexity itself is a kind of tax.

When it comes to understanding others, we rarely tax our imaginations.

Envy was just the tax you paid on success.

You will not see any of your taxes increase one single dime.

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.

Advertising is a tax for having an unremarkable product

There are some Republicans who say that any time you raise new revenue, you have to have a tax cut to match it. I am not one of those Republicans.

A fool and his money are soon invited everywhere.