Top 11 Toilet Seat Quotes

We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!

Toilet Seat, Toilets, Hogwarts

Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls. We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat. George! Only joking, Mum.

Owl, Hogwarts, Toilet Seat

Im shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I wont sit on a toilet seat on a plane. Im certainly not going to go on somebodys lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?

Farrah Fawcett

Dresses, Toilet Seat, Shy

Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat.

J. D. Salinger

Guy, Toilet Seat, Toilets

J. D. SALINGER (1951). “THE CATCHER IN THE RYE”

When I got my Oprah money, the first thing I bought was a really nice electronic bidet toilet seat. It just feels like this is what we should be doing. For everybody who uses it, it's like there's no goin' back.

Zach Anner

Nice, Toilet Seat, Use

Source: abilitymagazine.com

I have always stated I designed the stadium as a toilet seat. I don't care if this is a great cultural event or a national symbol. It has nothing to do with me. It deals with the city.

Ai Weiwei

Cities, Events, Toilet Seat

Interview with Claudine Ko, www.mcsweeneys.net. 2007.

Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.

Zach Braff

Toilet Seat, Toilets, Cold

Tell me something, Adron. Sometime you’ve never shared with anyone else. Not even Thia. (Livia) I’m the one who glued Zarina to the toilet seat when she was seven. (Adron)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Toilet Seat, Toilets, Seven

You're asking the government to control individual morality. This is a government that can't buy a toilet seat for under $600.

Peter McWilliams

Government, Individual Morality, Toilet Seat

If you want to play a cool punk club, that's great - but punk clubs don't have any toilet seats. After a while, little things like that become big issues.

Joe Casey

Play, Issues, Toilet Seat

Source: thequietus.com