Tonight Quotes - Page 5

People don't know this, but early in your career, you don't just glide on to The Tonight Show.

I feel like Ive been engaged to the British Empire since 1980 and tonight you have given me the ring knighthood.

Who knows but the world may end tonight

A face at the window, a tap on the pane, who is it that wants me tonight in the rain?

I can't say I'm happy to be talking about John Ritter and his passing. In my 21 years of Entertainment Tonight, this really was one of the most shocking and sad things to have happened.

I want you to walk out of here tonight not loving me more, but loving yourselves more.

He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat out into the snow. Your diplomacy is bold and edgy, sir.

At least for tonight. In sickness and in health. In good times and in bad. For richer, for poorer. 'Till dawn do us part.

Listeners will wonder what an Englishman is doing on the German radio tonight. You can imagine that before taking this step I hoped that someone better qualified than me would come forward.

One time I said: maybe I should burn a guitar tonight. You know smash a guitar or something like that. And they said: yeah, yeah! I said: you really think I should? They said: yeah, that'd be cool. I said: well, ok.

Jimi Hendrix once said, 'You will never hear surf music again.' Well, tonight, you will hear 'serf' music again - S-E-R-F music.

Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.

Chuckling to herself, Nancy said aloud, "Romance and detective work won't mix tonight!

The good Samaritan, he's getting dressed, he's getting ready for the show. He's going to the carnival tonight on Desolation Row.

If you want to know how rich you really are, find out what would be left of you tomorrow if you should lose every dollar you own tonight.

His white boots were on fire against Arsenal, and he'll be looking for them to reproduce tonight.

You are safer here tonight than you would be on the streets of any other city in the world.

I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm, talent, and wit. Unfortunately, he couldn't be here tonight, so instead . . .

When I got a call from Los Angeles to do the Tonight Show, I considered it more of an inconvenience than an opportunity.

I'm neither left or right. I'm just staying home tonight, getting lost in that hopeless little screen.

God's people should plan for a voyage of a thousand years, but be prepared to abandon ship tonight.

Come landlord fill a flowing bowl until it does run over, Tonight we will all merry be--tomorrow we'll get sober.

Even in this room full of proud Manhattan Democrats. I can't shake that feeling that some people here are pulling for me ... I'm delighted to see you here tonight, Hillary.

Tonight, darling, we are going to right a lot of wrongs.

I don't wanna wrestle Big Show tonight because I'm scared that he's gonna eat me!