Tubes Quotes

The Behaviorist cannot find consciousness in the test-tube of his science.

The cathode-ray tube will replace canvas.

You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube.

If it ain't tubes, we don't do it.

I like the tube more than the NY subway though, you've got cushioned seats.

The internet is a series of tubes, and all of those tubes are filled with Joe Francis' semen.

If we're weird onstage, I don't know what you'd call the Tubes.

To me, nature always appears more unbalanced than Gary Busey with a clogged Eustachian tube.

The Internet...is a series of tubes.

Sure, I've been on the Tube...I caught it to Eastbourne once.

I can still jump on the Tube. I don't want that to change.

Nature abhors the vacuum tube.

I apply paint directly from the tube and with my fingers.

Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.

What goes up must come down, which is why I don't wear tube tops.

In London, I take the Tube everywhere.

For the most part my friends can always be more entertaining than the tube ever can be.

But with comics you're reading and assimilating an image simultaneously, instead of just reading or watching the tube

I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube.