Subway Quotes

On the other hand, all kinds of adventurous schemes to add security checkpoints to subway and bus systems have been circulating since the London attacks. This is nonsense. No one can guaranty 100 percent security.

I'm not a lesbian! I hate men but I'm not a lesbian!

But Italy is not an intellectual country. On the subway in Tokyo everybody reads. In Italy, they don't. Don't evaluate Italy from the fact that it produced Raphael and Michelangelo.

If there's an intellectual highway, there's also an intellectual subway.

I would roll up pennies to take the subway to work in Times Square. I was broke, but I was happy.

New York is so diverse. When you're on the street or in the subway, you're experiencing more of the diversity of New York.

Working your whole life wondering where the day went, the subway stays packed like a multicultural slaveship.

Life is about not where you start, but where you're going. That's family values.

Right now, I'm hankering for new adventures... Ninety percent of the time I'm having romantic-comedy fantasies in which I'm wearing little pencil skirts and hurrying down to the subway.

If you're seeing a psychiatrist, you're wasting money because all you've got to do is get on a plane, get on a subway tomorrow and, inevitably, you're going to be seated in front of some guy who's playing with himself, and he'll be singing, 'Happy Days Are Here Again.' I tell you - when I see that guy, I feel pretty good about myself.

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.

I only come up with things when I am talking to myself, which I do constantly. The sidewalk and the subway are the best places for this. I speak at full volume and then laugh at myself if I like what I just said.

I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway.

No one is asking what happened to all the homeless. No one cares, because it's easier to get on the subway and not be accosted.

Don't sleep in the subway, darling.

When I first moved to New York, someone who thought they knew more than I did said: "You have to always look like you know where you're going when you get out of the subway."

I, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. It's not my preference, but it is my lot in life.

What do you do when you’re living in a hut for $500 a month and subsisting on Boston Market and Subway? You just keep doing what you’re doing.

I once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway. he said, "I don't know, no one has ever made it".

I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress... I got lost on the subway.

I like the tube more than the NY subway though, you've got cushioned seats.

I still can't go over a subway grating without looking down to see if there is some money there.

When you're on the subway in New York, people literally could be 11-inches away from you, and you can't just stare at them.

I still want to be the guy who can get on the subway and check out the freak on the subway.