Two Quotes - Page 146

I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.

In truth, there are only two realities: the one for people who are in love or love each other, and the one for people who are standing outside all that.

As scientists the two men were contrasting types—Einstein all calculation, Rutherford all experiment ... There was no doubt that as an experimenter Rutherford was a genius, one of the greatest. He worked by intuition and everything he touched turned to gold. He had a sixth sense.

Two drowning people can't save each other. All they can do is drag each other down.

In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.

After every difficulty, ask yourself two questions: 'What did I do right?' and 'What would I do differently?

People always say be true to yourself. But that’s misleading, because there are two selves. There’s your short term self, and there’s your long term self. And if you’re only true to your short term self, your long term self slowly decays.

Elend: I kind of lost track of time… Breeze: For two hours? Elend: There were books involved.

Tom [Cargil]s suggestion with a further idea: Propsers of new [C++] features should be required to donate a kidney. That would - Jim [Waldo] pointed out - make people think hard before proposing, and even people without any sense would propose at most two extensions.

I've had 36 orthopedic operations, have two fused ankles, my knees, hands and wrists don't work, I now have a fused spine, other than that, everything is great.

Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.

Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.

Two-thirds of the directors at the New York Fed are hand-picked by the same bankers that the Fed is in charge of regulating.

He that pursues two hares at once, does not catch one and lets the other go.

Think of the problem of the world as a cart. It has to have two wheels. If you have one wheel, the cart doesn't go. If you have one wheel called socialism, it doesn't go. If you have only one wheel called capitalism, it doesn't go. It needs two wheels. These two wheels are capitalism and socialism.

We lead two lives, and the half of our soul is madness, and half heaven is lit by a black sun. I say I am a man, is the other that hides in me?

Let me just try to give you sort of the intuitive one here on the stimulus funds. If you have a two-person economy - let's imagine we have two farms, and that's the whole world, just two farms. If one of those farmers gets unemployment benefits, who do you think pays for him? Am I going way over your heads today?

Two half-truths do not make a truth, and two half- cultures do not make a culture

Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to laugh when your ego is destroyed.

Virtue is the golden mean between two vices, the one of excess and the other of deficiency.

The purpose of education is to fit us for life in a civilised community, and it seems to follow from the subjects we study that the two most important things in civilised life are Art and Science.

All merchandize has the two essential properties of money, to measure and to represent all value: and in this sense all merchandize is money.

And looking into the face of ... one dead man we see two dead, the man and the life of the woman who gave him birth; the life she wrought into his life! And looking into his dead face someone asks a woman, what does a woman know about war? What, what, friends in the face of a crime like that, what does man know about war?

But I always say, one's company, two's a crowd, and three's a party