Wedding Quotes - Page 2

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

The royal navy of England hath ever been its greatest defence and ornament; it is its ancient and natural strength, - the floating bulwark of our island.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

Poetry Love's Philosophy The fountains mingle with the river And the rivers with the ocean, The winds of heaven mix for ever With a sweet emotion; Nothing in the world is single, All things by a law divine In one another's being mingle— Why not I with thine? See the mountains kiss high heaven, And the waves clasp one another; No sister-flower would be forgiven If it disdain'd its brother; And the sunlight clasps the earth, And the moonbeams kiss the sea— What are all these kissings worth, If thou kiss not me?

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

I'm one of those people who has always been a bridesmaid.

I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture.

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.

We never live so intensely as when we love strongly. We never realize ourselves so vividly as when we are in full glow of love for others.

Two human loves make one divine.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

The more time you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes.

When a woman gets married it is like jumping into a hole in the ice in the middle of winter: you do it once and you remember it the rest of your days.

You are my creator, but I am your master; Obey!

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

Love is anterior to life, posterior to death, initial of creation, and the exponent of breath.