Wedding Quotes - Page 4

I only did karaoke once in my life. It was with Courtney Love and it was a total disaster. She pulled me on stage in front of 500 people at a wedding. I'd never done karaoke before.

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Love is something far more than desire for sexual intercourse; it is the principal means of escape from the loneliness which afflicts most men and women throughout the greater part of their lives.

A wedding is for daughters and fathers. The mothers all dress up, trying to look like young women. But a wedding is for a father and daughter. They stop being married to each other on that day.

Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.

The first year of marriage is like wet cement - the impressions made in it are much harder to change once it has set.

They gave each other a smile with a future in it.

Was it love at first sight? It wasn't then - but it sure is now.

I want the big drama. I always said I don't want a wedding I want a parade.

Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them.

It took great courage to ask a beautiful young woman to marry me. Believe me, it is easier to play the whole Petrushka on the piano.

You need only do three things in this country to avoid poverty - finish high school, marry before having a child, and marry after the age of 20. Only 8 percent of the families who do this are poor; 79 percent of those who fail to do this are poor.

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

I can't walk by chocolate without eating it.

Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't; men hope women won't change but they do.

If I get married, I want to be very married.

I have found the one whom my soul loves.

One of the best things about marriage is that it gets young people to bed at a decent hour.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

Wedded love is founded on esteem.

The highest happiness on earth is the happiness of marriage.

Marriage may be the closest thing to Heaven or Hell any of us will know on this earth.