Wife Quotes - Page 14

I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife.

Well, it's a tie and jacket and I just don't travel with one, ... You're not going to put a coat and tie on me for dinner. I'm just being honest. Plus, the wives can't go and I'd rather see the wives be able to go instead of just all the guys. That makes it fun.

A husband who submits to his wife's yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman's influence ought to be entirely concealed.

My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.

But for disloyalty to her husband a wife is censured among men, and ,in her next life she is born in the womb of a jackal and tormented by diseases, the punishment of her sin.

My Cleveland years were both scientifically and personally most rewarding. My wife Judy was able to rejoin me in our research and my research group grew rapidly.

I really enjoy sailing on Lake Geneva because I can just look at the shore and see my wife having a barbecue with the kids.

Ahh, Otunga. I hope you keep depending on your wife. I hope she keeps making movies because while she's walking the red carpet, you're gonna be walking the unemployment line.

My wife says I spend my life trying to teach white folks. I'm not so sure I'm proud of it, but she's right.

It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.

Never go in a place that you wouldn't take your wife.

As our country bled . . . its leader's wife came to this podium piously to call for a new human order, this when thousands of Filipinos were political prisoners.

Women have suffered too much from the Conspiracy of Silence to allow that conspiracy to last one minute longer. It has been an established and admitted rule in the medical profession to keep a wife in ignorance of the fact that she has become the victim of venereal disease.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Husbands and wives should understand that their first calling-from which they will never be released-is to one another and THEN to their children.

I was indicted on two federal conspiracies. My wife was on the Ten Most Wanted list. That's what fascism was going to look like. That's what it did look like.

Actually way back when Abhishek and I were just co-actors, I kept telling him 'let's be a part of a troupe and go on a world tour'. And he kept on saying 'It's not the right time'. But I never thought that my wish will be fulfilled in such a grand way and that we will be part of the team as man and wife.

Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one.

Husbands and wives, first, be faithful to each other. Second, keep the romance going all of your life by courting each other every day.

If I kissed my wife in public, I'd lose the next election.

A baboon in a forest is a matter of legitimate speculation; a baboon in a zoo is an object of public curiosity; but a baboon in your wife’s bed is a cause of the gravest concern.

All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house.

Bad husbands will make bad wives.

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.