Wife Quotes - Page 11

I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives.

I speak of plurality of wives as one of the most holy principles that God ever revealed to man, and all those who exercise an influence against it, unto whom it is taught, man or woman will be damned, and they and all who will be influenced by them, will suffer the buffetings of Satan in the flesh.

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

Now if any of you will deny the plurality of wives and continue to do so, I promise that you will be damned; and I will go still further, and say that this revelation, or any other revelation that the Lord had given, and deny it in your feelings, and I promise that you will be damned.

I think my wife puts up with me 'cause I try. I think that's all any guy can do is just try. That's right! 'Cause we ain't never gunna get it. 'Cause as soon as we get close you ladies change it. It's like this memo goes out, 'they're getting close, change it, change it!'

He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed.

No man ever dared to manifest his boredom so insolently as does a Siamese tomcat when he yawns in the face of his amorously importunate wife.

Suddenly you're the mom, or you go from ... You're not an ingénue, you don't want to play an ingénue, but it's like that line in The First Wives Club [1996]: "There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: babe, district attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy."

The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.

I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.

Like your job. Love your wife.

The savage who loves himself, his wife and child with quiet joy and glows with limited activity of his tribe as for his own life is in my opinion a more real being than that cultivated shadow who is enraptured with the shadow of the whole species

I think no more of taking another wife than I do of buying a cow.

The housewife is an unpaid worker in her husband's house in return for the security of being a permanent employee: hers is the reductio ad absurdum of the employee who accepts a lower wage in return for permanence of his employment. But the lowest paid employees can be and are laid off, and so are wives. They have no savings, no skills which they can bargain with elsewhere, and they must bear the stigma of having been sacked.

A man with wife and daughters has no place losing his temper.

Social Democratic and trade union organs have approved of the illegal invasion of Belgium, of the massacre of suspected guerrillas, as well as their wives and children, as well as the destruction of their homes in various towns and districts.

Everything I have is for sale, except for my kids and possibly my wife.

My wife has good taste. She has seen very few of my movies.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

My wife is Danish and we go to Denmark a couple of times a year.

My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.

Not only, in strict truth, was marriage instituted for the propagation of the human race, but also that the lives of husbands and wives might be made better and happier.