Wife Quotes - Page 55

Memorizing dialogue has always come easy and quickly to me. My wife Eileen is also very helpful. She gives me choices, and asks me questions, and runs my lines with me.

That Mitt Romney, he is a master campaigner. This week he was introducing his wife, and he said, 'She is the heavyweight champion of my life.” Which may explain why on the ride home, he was strapped to the roof of the car.

I told my wife I'm afraid to go back to the doctor because I'm afraid they're going to look at you and say: 'ma'am, just sell him for parts. It's like that old car that as soon as you fix one thing, something else goes out on it.

My wife cooks. I can't cook. I can remix leftovers pretty good, though.

As soon as we abandon our own reason, and are content to rely upon authority, there is no end to our trouble. . . . No Catholic, for instance, takes seriously the text which says that a Bishop should be the husband of one wife.

Never take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches.

You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?

I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands, or commanding wives.

Don't you know, that all wives are in the right? It may be you don't, for you are yet a young husband.

Working in film, if you work with great directors, you learn that after every take you must let go. Sitting with my wife at the Academy Awards, we both let the moment just go.

There ought to be a special place in heaven for coaches' wives.

When you're a big money earner and your husband isn't, it makes you question how feminine you are. I felt I was less feminine than if I was a supporting wife, or a second fiddle, or 'Mrs. Higgins.

The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15 minutes is somewhat surprising to me, and a matter of bewilderment for my wife.

Steel True, Blade Straight *In 1955, Doyle's family sold Windlesham, which was turned into a hotel. The bodies of Conan Doyle and his wife, Jean, were moved to a grave at Minstead Churchyard, Hampshire.

Most of us spend our lives convinced that there's something missing: "If only I had a bigger barbecue, more money, a bigger car, a different wife, a different.... If only I could upgrade somehow, then I would be okay."

It is as acceptable now to love the wives of others as it is to smoke their cigars and read their books.

My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength.

It is not monogamy when there is one legal wife, and mistresses out of sight.

Heaven will be heaven only if my wife is there.

I've had only three wives and three guitars in my life, though I've flirted with others.

UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.

As a group, housewives to-day suffer more from social isolation and loss of purpose than any other social group, except, perhaps, the old.

I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We haven't a hope. I know the presiding judge too: I've had the misfortune to sleep with his wife. He was specially picked.

As the husband is the wife is; thou art mated with a clown, As the grossness of his nature will have weight to drag thee down.