Cigar Quotes

Cheap cigars come in handy; they stifle the odor of cheap politicians.

Why could you smoke all of those cigarettes? It’s not like they are making you better… they are killing you. It seemed real idiotic to me.

The cigar is the perfect complement to an elegant lifestyle.

There's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I pour whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke and the whores and the bartenders and the grocery clerks never know that he's in there.

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself

Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace.

Any cigar smoker is a friend, because I know how he feels.

There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

For me an object is something living. This cigarette or this box of matches contains a secret life much more intense than that of certain human beings.

I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.

Cuban cigars are an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky. If you're not used to them, you'll get a headache, you'll find them much too strong. But to a cigar connoisseur, a longtime smoker, if you have a well-made, well-aged one, there is nothing like a Cuban cigar. Getting them is the ultimate mission; any cigar lover would do anything

A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.

Someone said to me once that a cigarette at the right moment is better than all the ideals in the world.

Your lungs are changed forever from your first cigarette.

At one time I smoked, but in 1959 I couldn't think of anything else to give up for Lent so I stopped - and I haven't had a cigarette since.

Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one.

I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is.

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

You remind me of a smoked cigarette.

A good Cuban cigar closes the doors to the vulgarities of the world.

Cigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society.

The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar.

I am a cigarette with a body attached to it