Wrestling Quotes - Page 5

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about Summerslam. Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni.

I train every day of my life as they have never trained a day in theirs.

Were still gonna do those things not because weve got nothing to lose.. were still gonna do them because.. WERE RICH BIATCH!!

This is a sport (wrestling) that has turned many boys into men and many men into leaders. And it is a sport in which you can be a giant regardless of how big you are.

It doesn't make you bad losing to Rob Van Dam... it just makes you like everybody else.

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

I can take anyone down at anytime; they can't take me down; no one can ride or turn me; I can control anyone.

This crowd is letting Kurt know that he sucks. Just in case he had forgotten.

On top of all that, look at this guy? I mean he's a idiot, he's 7 feet of pure idiot. You put his brain in a parakeet... zing! It'll fly backwards.

As far as wrestling goes, as long as my body is able to withstand the physical beating, I will keep wrestling.

Grappling with fate is like meeting an expert wrestler: to escape, you have to accept the fall when you are thrown. The only thing that counts is whether you get back up.

Kick him when he's down, he's easier to reach.

The best thing about the Kentucky Derby is that it is only two minutes long. It is the quickest event in sports, except for Sumo-wrestling & Mike Tyson fights. Maybe Drag-racing is quicker, but I have never been attracted to it.

Don't let these tattoos fool you. I'm straight edge. I'm a man of great discipline; I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs... my addiction is wrestling - my obsession is competition. Discipline. My name is C...M...Punk.

Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.

My mentality is like a Samurai: They used to every day work on their technique to make themselves almost perfect. Because perfection is impossible, but every day, you get closer to perfection.

Say hello...to the BAD GUY!

I lie! I cheat! I steal!

Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.

Some guys can do more talking in the ring, other guys do posing, body building, whatever the hell they do in the ring. But I don't have the big body, and I'm not the big smooth talker, but I can get in the ring and wrestle

Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

Within each of us is a hidden store of determination. Determination to keep us in the race when all seems lost.

Whatcha gunna do when Hulkamanina and my 24 pythons run wild on you?!?!?!!?