Climb up the ladder! Climb up the ladder! Are you stupid?!
I came here to do a job, and my job is to hurt people.
Oh, Cena. You must think that I was born yesterday.
When I was on Raw, I was like Julius Caesar, an all-powerful conquering hero who became so powerful that everyone around him had to conspire against him.
I'm actually even thinking of stealing the Walls of Jericho and turning in into the Walls of Miz.
Oh, I don't know about that, Jericho. See, when it comes to the bedroom, The Game always came up a little bit... short.
UFC is not a competitor to the WWE because we are entertainment and UFC is competitive sport. It's very different.
Seriously. Thank you all. In that ring w/all of u watching was THE best place for me for a very long time. Thx for the memories.
My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!
I realized my dream and was proud to be a Superstar. I never won a title, but being hired by WWE and being a Superstar, to me, was like winning a championship.
The only reason you're undefeated at WrestleMania is because you've never faced me at WrestleMania.
Why can't I be naked baby?!
There's no way I can tag team with Randy Orton; he just wears too much baby oil!
Just received western union tellagram via carrier pigieon from mexican cousin Juan, Apparently he just got hired by wwe...And would like me to watch his first match tonight in salisbury md, I'll be there.
Welcome to Smackdown. This is where the franchise plays. That's Tazz, he's a thug. And that's Michael Cole, he's gay.
To hell with Trish's nose!
Matt Hardy's quicker than a hiccup.
I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
We refer to the TLC Match as totally lacking coolness.
EDGE WINS! EDGE WINS! EDGE WINS!
If it looks stupid on a rooster, it's probably gonna look stupid on you.
We have the worst security!
You know what's funny to me? You know what's really funny to me? The fact that you've been calling Lita the walking kiss of death, but tonight.. the walking KOD beat the walking STD.
Welcome to RAW is Jericho! And I was just listening to your list of problems and grievances that you have with all my Jerichoholics, and I have a solution - and that solution is to SHUT THE HELL UP. But finally, Al Snow, tomorrow people WILL be acknowledging you - they WILL be talking about the greatest moment of '99 - they'll be talking about the night that Al Snow was brutally beaten by the Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla.
