I'm a little disappointed I didn't get fiddled with by a TSA agent at the airport. I feel unwanted. Maybe next time.
All you have to do is open your heart, just like you opened your legs.
There's nothing to be ashamed of here. Everyone's been with Carlito's sister!
What is this, a Hybrid? You guys must be proud of yourselves.
Lita wait! I need advice on taking 5 guys at once!
Right now, your destiny is to shut up!
Why can't I beat up John Cena?
It's a small world? Dude, what have you been smoking?
Welcome to Anaheim, California, my fellow broken-down, washed-up wrestler.
I'm John Morrison, and if God have 2 sons i would be the better looking one.
I would say luck and preparation. I didn't dominate WWE when I first started, it was a slow process. I wasn't labelled the golden child from day one, it's been a very long road.
One last toast, to our friend, Owen Hart. We'll never forget you, buddy.
All that I can say about Owen Hart, is that I hope that I can be, as good a man as him, so that I can see him again, someday.
You can take this job and shove it because I quit.
I haven't even seen you successfully talk to a woman since I've known you, unless of course, you count Alex Riley.
Just so you know I never had a dad either, but that's another story for another time.
I got you plenty of hats at home, Vickie, what are you doing?
It's amazing to see that people came to see you. That, that was their wish.
How come when I was a kid, I couldn't be picked on bullies like that?
Gorgeous day here in Chicago. Sure is better than Canada.
Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.
I would, but I know where that hand's been.
I wish you the beast of luck!
Women, they are mysterious creatures!
I'm just going to take this in a minute. The wrestling world, we're kind of our own breed and different from maybe some movie stars who have their big speeches that they do that ends their long career in a roast. You're entire career in the WWE kind of like one big roast, but this is the moment where you get to soak it in and just see what's going on for a minute.
