Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so high. Because Zack Ryder's doing all the jobs.
Take care and spike your hair. WWWYKI!
Straight out of Blackpool, I'm William Regal. My rhymes so intense, they shouldn't be legal. My style is refined, not crude and crass. I'll keep you grounded, like volcanic ash. I'll take you down, rung by rung. I'm just like British Parliment; I'm completely hung. Straight-up gangsta trippin'. Yes, boy!
Allow me to correct you on two things: number one, the reason John Cena isn't here tonight has nothing to do with you. John Cena isn't here because I destroyed him in our match, this past week, in Pennsylvania. And number two, you're not the leader of the Nexus, I am.
What's good in the hood?
Looks to me, Vince, like you hit a hole in one.
You're right John! I can't see you! Your movies aren't in theaters long enough!
Well the truth is, Santino didn't beat me, because I beat myself.
So this is what SmackDown looks like.
Oh my God! It's a blackout!
Lord knows, if it's on the internet, it's got to be true!
You're too damn selfish!
... and that's why I kicked your leg out of your leg!
I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah...buried alive...buried alive.
Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy's
Me Brock Lesnar. Here comes the pain. God built me strong. Forget to give me brain.
My life is being ruined by the internet!
Nice to see Christian return as he's been on the injured list for months. 'Captain Charisma' is due to have a big 2011. Very skilled, underrated talent.
I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.
I just wanted to let all our fans know that there is nothing to be alarmed about because our faces are 100% .....Ass Free.
Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.
This isn't CM Punk talking to Triple H, this is Phil Brooks talking to Paul Levesque
Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.
This is not the Spanish announce table!
In the 27 years I've been doing this I never thought I'd find a better wrestler than me, but I found him. Daniel Bryan.
