Ever since I came to the WWE four years ago, there's been one home for Rey Mysterio. SmackDown! In this ring, in this very ring is where I won the World Title. This is my home. These are my people.
Kelly Kelly really graduated from high school?
You're putting me to sleep, Michael.
I thought you were going to break out into the running man, Carlton?
First of all, Vickie's wearing purple. She looks like Barney.
The winner of NXT, the winner of my heart.
OK, thank you Yoshi. Between you, Vladimir, and Maryse, I won't understand a word this entire season.
Chavo or Kerwin White or whatever his name is! He called me stupid.
I remembered my question! Did you find a partner?
I'm tight with Zack Ryder so I've had a Zack Ryder t-shirt for quite some time.
It's no secret that this is the only place I've ever wanted to work. When people ask me where I went to school, I tell them WWE University.
She's taking pictures! Maryse, put it on Twitter!
Don't hate the player, Todd, hate the game.
That's a beautiful purse. I carry a satchel.
It's so much fun for me to sit next to you here.
Todd, this is almost like your commentary! Dizzying!
There's a Viper in Mizville!
These guys like each other almost as much as they like themselves.
You're the Sue Sylvester of NXT.
Not only is he my broadcast partner, but we travel together so much, he's become like my best friend.
He's got a thing for Alex Riley.
You've go to have a heart to be in the WWE, but its got to be black. Just like me.
Vince McMahon owns me.
And at points in the movie, John Cena is actually impervious to bullets!
Vickie... you got some 'splaining to do!
