This is all yours, forever. It's all yours, forever!
What are you two doing flirting with this nerd? I told you, you are supposed to be in charge of the 50 dancing girls I had set up for Miz's celebration.
If Stone Cold was to become champion, as of now, that would be a public-relations corporate nightmare.
Be nice to me or you won't get a future XFL franchise.
If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time.
Batista does look pretty mad.
Michael Cole loves me and I love it!
You obey Wade Barrett's orders and you disrespect every person who has ever been champion. Including yourself.
Oh yeah Kurt? You plan on getting the 1-2-3? But not if I hit you first with the 6-1-9!
WWE asked me to be in the Hall of Fame, and I turned it down. You know why? They put Pete Rose in the wrestling Hall of Fame. This guy can't even get into his own Hall of Fame.
Welcome to the New Raw!
Lita on the other hand, she's rated NC-17, which means No Cold sores in 17 days.
Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!
Go back to your bingo hall.
J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
Is he dancing or having a seizure?
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
Mick Foley has gone from being a hardcore legend to a cuddly teddy bear.
Let The Rock understand this, he beats your ass in cage match last week and now your the number 1 contender? Well The Rock knows exactly why that is; you've got a three foot nose you turn it sideways and stick it straight up Vince's ass!
Well, I might take a plane, I might take a train. How do you people live here? You must be insane. I'm leaving Sacramento. Sacramento, I won't stay. But I'll be sure to come back when the Lakers beat the Kings in May.
Does Michael Cole deserve to take Jim Ross' place as a commentator?
Looks like he's dressed for court.
Don't look at me like that, Michael Cole.
