Wwe Quotes - Page 22

I think Trent Baretta looks like Ashton Kutcher.

Festus, you're such a great listener.

You're The Grinch, Cole! That's why you don't like it.

I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit bootie?

We in the Great White North but you can bite my White South!

CeNation. Wwe reports that last night at approximatley 9pm est. It terminated its contract with cousin of john cena, juan. The wwe wishes juan the best of luck in his future endeavors.

15 steel chairs? That's insane. It was 23 steel chairs.

Just like Brad Pitt and what's her name!

Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.

If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.

Foley looks like an un-made bed.

When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.

Feast your eyes on the severe massivity of our tag partner.

I think the Dudleys are mad at us, well, because we're beautiful!

He's the game all right.

Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind!

The only thing strong about the French Army is their damn body odor.

Stay down, David. Stay down.

It's a good thing a DUI's job security.

Now you're the Queen of Hardcore, but movies don't count!

So Stephanie.. you wanna say let the bodies hit the floor... I would say... let the boobies hit the floor!

Silly me, Mr. Butterfingers.

For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know.

We share a lot in common, attitude wise.