Yogurt Quotes
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
Scott Adams (2007). “Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More”, p.222, Penguin
Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.
TV Series "The Colbert Report", November 12, 2009.
Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?
"The Colbert Report", Season 5. Comedy, News, Talk-Show, 2009.