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Yogurt Quotes

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Scott Adams (2007). “Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More”, p.222, Penguin

Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?

"The Colbert Report", Season 5. Comedy, News, Talk-Show, 2009.

I go to great pains to find the best yogurt and granola.

"Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

I like to eat yogurt in the morning. It's easy and quick and available anywhere.

"Model Minute: Maud Welzen". Interview with Kelley Hoffman, www.elle.com. February 15, 2011.

My favorite power food is Greek yogurt and honey.

"Olympic appetites: how 8 top athletes eat to win" by Michelle Edelbaum, www.eatingwell.com. July 10, 2012.

The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yoghurt.

"Accidental barrister who wielded his wit to share life's big joke" by Robert McCrum, www.theguardian.com. January 17, 2009.