A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender.
I want to be a superhero. Maybe I'll be a bartending superhero who shakes martinis to save the world.
When I was in N.Y. bartending, I was in a billion music videos. I was in Madonna, George Michael, Salt-n-Pepa - it goes on and on.
