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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Albert Einstein

Love, Funny, Life

"Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

Albert Einstein

Inspirational, Funny, God

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

Albert Einstein

Inspirational, Funny, Change

Albert Einstein (2010). “The Ultimate Quotable Einstein”, p.482, Princeton University Press

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

Albert Einstein

Inspirational, Funny, Wisdom

Albert Einstein (2003). “Einstein's 1912 manuscript on the special theory of relativity”, George Braziller

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein

Funny, Hilarious, Education

Albert Einstein (2015). “Bite-Size Einstein: Quotations on Just About Everything from the Greatest Mind of the Twentieth Century”, p.32, St. Martin's Press

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

Albert Einstein

Inspirational, Funny, Life

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Albert Einstein

Inspirational, Funny, Witty

If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut

Albert Einstein

Inspirational, Funny, Life

Quoted in Observer, 15 Jan. 1950

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Albert Einstein

Inspirational, Funny, Leadership

Albert Einstein (2015). “Bite-Size Einstein: Quotations on Just About Everything from the Greatest Mind of the Twentieth Century”, p.24, St. Martin's Press

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

Albert Einstein

Love, Inspirational, Funny

"Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.

Albert Einstein

Funny, Witty, Ego

The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.

Albert Einstein

Funny, Dog, Sorry

Albert Einstein (2010). “The Ultimate Quotable Einstein”, p.415, Princeton University Press

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.

Albert Einstein

Funny, Peace, Military

Albert Einstein (2013). “Einstein on Politics: His Private Thoughts and Public Stands on Nationalism, Zionism, War, Peace, and the Bomb”, p.373, Princeton University Press

If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

Albert Einstein

Funny, Witty, Pants

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.

Albert Einstein

Love, Inspirational, Funny

Albert Einstein (2010). “The Ultimate Quotable Einstein”, p.188, Princeton University Press

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Albert Einstein

Funny, Life, Cute

Albert Einstein (2010). “The Ultimate Quotable Einstein”, p.482, Princeton University Press

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

Albert Einstein

Inspirational, Funny, Education

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.

Albert Einstein

Inspirational, Funny, Truth

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.

Albert Einstein

Inspirational, Funny, Wise

If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.

Albert Einstein

Funny, Business, Humor

The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency.

Albert Einstein

Funny, Stupid, Science

Albert Einstein (2010). “Ideas And Opinions”, p.28, Broadway Books

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.

Albert Einstein

Inspirational, Funny, Life

Albert Einstein (2015). “Bite-Size Einstein: Quotations on Just About Everything from the Greatest Mind of the Twentieth Century”, p.46, St. Martin's Press

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Albert Einstein

Funny, Girl, Witty

"News Chronicle" (March 14, 1949), as cited by "The Columbia World of Quotations", 1996.

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

Albert Einstein

Inspirational, Funny, Wisdom

Address to Prussian Academy of Sciences, Berlin, 27 Jan. 1921

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.

Albert Einstein

Inspirational, Funny, Motivational

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