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Benjamin Franklin Quotes about Funny

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The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished.

The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished.

Benjamin Franklin

Funny, Knowing, Goal

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.

Benjamin Franklin

Funny, Life, Crazy

Benjamin Franklin (2012). “Wit and Wisdom from Poor Richard's Almanack”, p.27, Courier Corporation

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

Benjamin Franklin

Funny, Good Morning, Have A Good Day

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away

Benjamin Franklin

Funny, Laughter, Humor

He's a fool that makes his doctor his heir.

Benjamin Franklin

Funny, Doctors, Stupidity

Benjamin Franklin (2012). “Wit and Wisdom from Poor Richard's Almanack”, p.12, Courier Corporation

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Benjamin Franklin

Funny, Hilarious, 4th Of July

Poor Richard's Almanac for 1735 and 1741.

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.

Benjamin Franklin

Inspirational, Funny, God

Benjamin Franklin (2013). “Poor Richard's Almanack”, p.29, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead.

Benjamin Franklin

Funny, Witty, Order

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

Benjamin Franklin

Funny, Inspiring, Money

Andrew Carnegie, Benjamin Franklin (2015). “The ABC of Money: Including The Way to Wealth and The Gospel of Wealth”, p.72, Cosimo Classics

Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.

Benjamin Franklin

Inspirational, Funny, Life

Benjamin Franklin (2007). “Poor Richard's Almanack”, p.98, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Benjamin Franklin

Love, Inspirational, Funny

Benjamin Franklin, William Temple Franklin (1819). “The Posthumous and Other Writings of Benjamin Franklin ...”, p.290

God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.

Benjamin Franklin

Funny, God, Honesty

Poor Richard's Almanack, Dec. 1733

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Benjamin Franklin

Funny, Inspiring, Money

Benjamin Franklin (2016). “Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin: new annotated edition”, p.34, MarcoPolo

If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.

Benjamin Franklin

Funny, Inspiring, Money

Benjamin Franklin (1848). “The Way to Wealth”, p.4

Necessity knows no law; I know some attorneys of the same.

Benjamin Franklin

Funny, Law, Attorney

James C. Humes, Benjamin Franklin (1995). “The wit and wisdom of Benjamin Franklin: a treasury of more than 900 quotations and anecdotes”, Harpercollins

Many foxes grow gray but few grow good.

Benjamin Franklin

Funny, Time, Age

Benjamin Franklin (1963). “The Autobiography, and Other Writings: With Selections from Poor Richard's Almanac and Papers Relating to the Junto”

There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.

Benjamin Franklin

Funny, Drinking, Food

Benjamin Franklin (2008). “The Autobiography and Other Writings”, p.347, Bantam Classics

The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.

Benjamin Franklin

Funny, Witty, Stars

Our Constitution is in actual operation; everything appears to promise that it will last; but in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Benjamin Franklin

Funny, Death, 4th Of July

In order to be happy you need a good dog, a good woman, and ready money.

Benjamin Franklin

Funny, Happiness, Dog

He that lieth down with Dogs, shall rise up with Fleas.

Benjamin Franklin

Funny, Dog, 4th Of July

Benjamin Franklin (2007). “Poor Richard's Almanack”, p.9, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.

Benjamin Franklin

Funny, Weight Loss, Mind

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