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Bill Maher Quotes about Country - Page 2

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If it makes you feel any better we will be happy to attack a country that had nothing to do with it.

If it makes you feel any better we will be happy to attack a country that had nothing to do with it.

Country, Feels, Ifs

Why are there so many puritans in this country, and why can't the rest of us make them go away?!

Country, Going Away, Puritan

Bill Maher (2005). “New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer”, p.181, Rodale

New Rule: The rest of the world can go back to being completely jealous of America. Our majority white country just freely elected a black president, something no other democracy has ever done. Take that Canada! Where's your nubian warrior president? Your head of state is a boring white dude named Steven Harper, and mine is a kick-ass black ninja named Barack Hussein Obama!

Country, Jealous, Warrior

Bill Maher (2011). “The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass”, p.114, Penguin

Republicans have become the party of red, white and blue rose colored glasses. By drowning out criticism with USA! USA!, they prevent this country from healing itself where it needs healing, and that is the opposite of Country First.

Country, Party, Healing

Karl Rove described Obama as "the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments about everyone who passes by." Unlike George Bush, who's the guy at the country club who makes snide comments, and then passes out. Now this characterization, of course, was something Mr. Rove just completely pulled out of his bulbous, gelatinous a$$, but remember this is America, a land where people believe anything they hear.

Beautiful, Country, Business

The country can't get well if the people are sick. And the people are sick.

Country, Get Well, People

Interview with Larry King on "Larry King Live", transcripts.cnn.com. September 14, 2010.

It's so childish, "greatest country in the world." It's like saying, "I have the greatest wife in the world. Not just the one best suited for me, the greatest wife in the world. And if you could have my wife, you'd kill your wife."

Country, Wife, World

"Bill Maher: The Decider". Documentary, Comedy, 2007.

I understand we're on our way to being a Third World country. Could we just stop at 'Second World' before we get there?

Country, World, Way

"Maher: Why Aren't Democrats Blaming Floods, Fires On Climate Change?", www.realclearpolitics.com. June 25, 2011.

I thought this election was an adult discussion on how best to protect ourselves in the face of terrorism, but apparently it was a referendum on boys kissing... When homophobia trumps terrorism in America, wow. This country needs to get laid.

Country, Kissing, Boys

"Bill Maher: I'm Swiss". Documentary, Comedy, 2005.

But isn't there something wrong when I'm the only guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?

Country, Guy

The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.

Country, Religious, Taken

When you look at belief in such things - as do you go to heaven, is there a devil - we have more in common with (Muslin countries) Turkey and Iran and Syria than we do with European nations and Canada and nations that, yes, I would consider more enlightened that us.

Country, Iran, Turkeys

In this country, a smart leader is suspect. That's just the way it is. Even George Bush's father, who was a lot smarter than the son, had to sort of prove that he wasn't that bright.

Country, Father, Smart

The rebel army in Libya is just like 1,000 guys in Toyota trucks. The world is asking the question; can 1000 anti-government guys in pick-up trucks with small arms, take over a country of millions? To which I say, ask the Teabaggers.

Country, Army, Government

When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.

Country, Spain, World

To even win a nomination in this country, you have to say you're a person of great faith. You have to pledge to the people out there that you put your faith in things that are unable to be proven - that you suspend critical thinking as the way to go.

Country, Atheist, Winning

The electricity is back on in Baghdad. That is a very climactic moment in any country's liberation, when the lights come back on and you get a good look at what you looted.

Country, Light, Baghdad

I would rather put up with Rush Limbaugh and live in a country where we all do have freedom of speech.

Country, Freedom Of Speech, Speech

"Maher calls efforts to pressure Rush Limbaugh's sponsors 'the system being manipulated'" by Jeff Poor, dailycaller.com. March 10, 2012.

This country hates professors. It likes Toby Keith - 'I'm gonna put a boot in their ass.' If you don't do that, somehow you can't be strong.

Country, Strong, Hate

I think I know now why we are occupying Iraq. In case we have to sell America and move to a smaller country.

Country, Moving, Thinking

In the Muslim world, much of it, they cannot conceive of something coming out of the United States that wouldn't be sanctioned by the government, because in their countries, everything is sanctioned by the government.

Country, Government, United States

I don't know if [Barack Obama] saw the latest religion survey, but almost a quarter of the country are Nones. I don't mean the ones who hit me on the knuckles with a ruler in Sunday School - I mean they put "None" for religion.

Country, School, Mean

Source: www.patheos.com

Everybody has a magazine and a channel. There are 500 channels and 500 magazines, and we wonder why we're not united as a country.

Country, Magazines, Wonder

"Lite Night with Bill Maher". Interview with Ana Marie Cox, www.motherjones.com. January/February 1998.

Barack Obama is the President of the United States, a politician in America, a very religious country, so I understand why he has to pretend to be a religious person himself. I say pretend because, I can only hope that someone as bright as he, wouldn't really believe that people can walk on water and ride a winged horse and rain frogs and you can change water into wine.

Country, Religious, Horse

"Bill Maher Gets Ridiculous with Religulous". Interview with Brian Gallagher, movieweb.com. February 16, 2009.

Treason is when legislators vote against homeland security measures because it goes against the wishes of their political or financial backers. Treason is the fact that, as a terrorist, you could still buy a gun in this country because the NRA lobby is so strong.

Country, Strong, Gun

Source: www.foxnews.com

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