You work, you get paid, you drink.
Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.
I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do.
The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do.
This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life.
I think if you can take care of yourself, and then maybe try to take care of someone else, that's sort of how you're supposed to live.
I try to be available for life to happen to me. We're in this life, and if you're not available, the sort of ordinary time goes past and you didn’t live it. But if you're available, life gets huge. You're really living it.
If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question
Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That's it.
You know...they say an elephant never forgets. What they don't tell you is, you never forget an elephant.
You have to hope that [good things] happen to you. [...] That's the only thing we really, surely have, is hope. You hope that you can be alive, that things will happen to you that you'll actually witness, that you'll participate in. Rather than life just rolling over you, and you wake up and it's Thursday, and what happened to Monday? Whatever the best part of my life has been, has been as a result of that remembering.
And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working.
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.
You're supposed to have one hand up and one hand down. As you're trying to going up, you're trying to pull someone up at the same time.
The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.
I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
I really don't know what's going to come out of my mouth.
I always want to say to people who want to be rich and famous: 'try being rich first'. See if that doesn't cover most of it. There's not much downside to being rich, other than paying taxes and having your relatives ask you for money. But when you become famous, you end up with a 24-hour job.
I think midlife crisis is just a point where people's careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their personal relationships.
And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Everyone needs to take a vacation from the sort of automatic things you do.
It's the most terrifying day of your life, the day the first one is born. Your life, as you know it, is gone. Never to return. But they learn how to walk, and they learn how to talk, and you want to be with them. And they turn out to be the most delightful people you'll ever meet in your life.
Its Christmas Eve! Its the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be.
It's hard to be an artist. It's hard to be anything. It's hard to be.
Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.
