Charles M. Schulz Quotes - Page 9

Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.

Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.

You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly..." "How about 'Dear Fatty'?

Those dreams I have at night are going to drive me crazy. Last night I dreamed that little red-haired girl and I were eating lunch together... But she's gone... She's moved away, and I don't know where she lives, and she doesn't know I even exist, and I'll never see her again... And... I wish men cried.

Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds!

Nobody gave me what I wanted for my birthday! Nobody! What sort of presents do you call these? New shoes, a green sweater and a bunch of stupid toys!" "What were you expecting?" "Real estate!

You can't write a term paper before breakfast.

Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I don't see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.

I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.

I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.

I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!

The only thing I ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That's my Life. DRAWING.

Happiness is a sad song.

Can't you see me as king of the Hereford ranchers, Lucy?" "Oh, I can see you, all right... I can see you riding out on your beautiful palomino checking the herd... There you sit, silhouetted against the evening sky... Sucking your thumb and holding that stupid blanket!

Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.

That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I knew I forgot something!

Linus: Nothing goes on forever. All good things must come to an end... Charlie: When do the good things start?

Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.

Look at Charlie Brown's face. Would you please hold still a minute Charlie Brown? I want Linus to study your face. Now this is what you call a failure face, Linus. Notice how it has failure written all over it. Study it carefully Linus. You rarely see such a good example. Notice the deep lines, the dull vacant look in the eyes. Yes, I would say this is one of the finest examples of a failure face that your liable to see for a long while.

Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.

I come from a long line of generations!

The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!

Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?" "Boy, I hope not!