As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts.
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
They're hungry for something they know nothing about, but we, we know all too well that the price of fame is the loss of privacy.
