David Sedaris Quotes about Lying

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Their house had real hardcover books in it, and you often saw them lying open on the sofa, the words still warm from being read.

Their house had real hardcover books in it, and you often saw them lying open on the sofa, the words still warm from being read.

David Sedaris

Lying, Real, Book

"Loggerheads" by David Sedaris, www.newyorker.com. December 7, 2009.

All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments.

David Sedaris

Lying, Compliment, Made

David Sedaris (1998). “The Santaland Diaries ; And, Season's Greetings”, p.30, Dramatists Play Service Inc

During episodes of unemployment I find it rewarding to sleep as much as possible-anything from twelve to fourteen hours a day is a good starting point. Sleep spares you humiliation and saves money at the same time: nothing to eat, nothing to buy, just lie back and dream your life away.

David Sedaris

Dream, Lying, Sleep

I just enjoy lying on the couch and reading a magazine.

David Sedaris

Lying, Reading, Magazines

In the beginning, I was put off by the harshness of German. Someone would order a piece of cake, and it sounded as if it were an actual order, like, "Cut the cake and lie facedown in that ditch between the cobbler and the little girl."

David Sedaris

Girl, Lying, Cutting

"Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls". Book by David Sedaris, April 23, 2013.

Scream at the mangled leather carcass lying at the foot of the stairs, and my parents would roar with laughter. "That's what you get for leaving your wallet on the kitchen table.

David Sedaris

Dog, Laughter, Lying

David Sedaris Quotes about Lying

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