Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home.
Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.
If you're a man and you have big tits, don't wear a tight T-shirt, okay? It confuses the children!
Any time your parent says they party with you, that is its own form of child abuse.
