Dennis Miller Quotes about Country

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Yeah, this country's founding fathers are a bunch of dead rich white men, but they did set things up so you could come and sit at the table, so don't piss in the finger bowls, all right? Thank you. In return for

Yeah, this country's founding fathers are a bunch of dead rich white men, but they did set things up so you could come and sit at the table, so don't piss in the finger bowls, all right? Thank you. In return for unfettered economic opportunity and no government death squads, try to get along with your new stepmotherland, and don't be resentful if there's a set of house rules already in place.

Dennis Miller

Country, Father, Opportunity

Dennis Miller (2011). “Ranting Again”, p.31, Main Street Books

The Mexican people I know seem to respect the country in a way that many spoiled brats who were born here don't. So come on over folks, the more the merrier. But please, sign the guest book on the way in.

Dennis Miller

Country, Book, People

Trends don't mean anything to me. If I like something, I'll do it. If I don't, I won't do it, and I wouldn't care if everybody in the country mocked me.

Dennis Miller

Country, Mean, Care

America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.

Dennis Miller

Summer, Country, School

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.

Dennis Miller

Country, Party, Dignity

We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being.

Dennis Miller

Country, Fighting, People

The Toronto Star Magazine, June 13, 2004.

I love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if I want to.

Dennis Miller

Country, Hate, Politics

I preume there are far too many abortions performed in this country. And I also believe that at the end of the day, as much as I might disapprove, none of them are really any of my business.

Dennis Miller

Country, Believe, Abortion

Dennis Miller (2011). “Ranting Again”, p.116, Main Street Books

So who's the big red menace nowadays? Cuba. That's it? I'm sorry, but it's hard to whip up any us against them nationalist fervor about a country whose principal export is citizens who can swim.

Dennis Miller

Country, Sorry, Swim