Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home.
My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before I know it I'm thrust into the back of my seat by acceleration that seems way too fast and the rest of the trip is an endless nightmare of turbulence, of near misses. And then the cabbie drops me off at the airport.
I'd rather be funny than wise.
