Diablo Cody Quotes - Page 6

Fact: The new '90210' is cooler than the old '90210.' It's the lithe, streamlined Skipper to the elder series' venerable Barbie. Gone are the traditional parents - they've been replaced by a hipster mom n' pop who get busted necking in the car.

I wrote a screenplay for a 'Sweet Valley High' adaptation, and it's really amazing to me how many women who are my age have responded to the idea and are excited about the movie.

You know, I did not like being famous. It was a stressful and ugly time, and I'm glad it's over.

Well, to aspiring writers, I would tell them that we live in a wonderful time where you're able to make your work visible, easily.

When I was a kid, I attended a small Catholic school in a south suburb of Chicago.

I absolutely relate to being alone in squalor, trying to come up with something adequate. I relate to that, and I've been known to crawl out of bed and drink out of a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke.

Whether it's a blatant homage or unconscious mimicry, the Rolling Stones have permanently, indelibly influenced how rock stars look and behave.

Above the stage was a glass-floored second stage, which allowed customers to look up and watch another girl dancing overhead. This multidimensional display of poontang reminded me of the 3-D chessboard on Star Trek, which in turn reminded me that I was a huge nerd.

The fashion industry isn't merely content to encase my meaty flanks in skintight denim. Oh, no! That denim also has to be white, a color that attracts ketchup, wine, garlic aioli, and any other foodstuffs I might otherwise be able to enjoy if I wasn't wearing ridiculously tight pants.

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took off all her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like, "Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!" Su-Chin: That was you.

Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

Bren MacGuff: Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream.

Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob!

Love is mysterious and rad, like Steve Perry from Journey

The public's appetite for frothy, flippant blondes has waned, but Paris Hilton still fascinates me.

I am actually able to do other things. I'm not just this writer.

Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss

Hollywood is a perpetual summerland, a temperate, godless yaw where the very word 'season' has been co-opted by television executives. There are few harbingers of winter here.

I actually have two children now, and sometimes I wonder if that's it. Because they do make writing and directing more complicated and more difficult, especially now that they're very young.

I do not quote my own movies. I think I would be pretty insufferable if I did.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

Juno: Honest to blog?